February 2012
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Your Place To PLAY !
*Coworker "crip walking" in front of my cashier station as a Guest approaches*
Me: *Holding Back Laughs* Good afternoon sir, welcome to Funplex, how can I help you today?
Caucasian Male Guest: *Pointing at coworker* This guy dances like Homer Simpson on Crack.
Me // Other Cashier: #DEAD
Guest: Seriously, that boy must like you or something !
Me: -- completely stopped laugh -- don't say that you're going to make this awkward.
Guest: No I don't think you understand, that guy wants you.
Me: I have a boyfriend so . . .
Guest: He doesn't care, look at him !?.
Me // Cashier: *what is air?*
Guest: You think I'm not down? I rap.
Me: What's Your Rapper Name ?
Guest: UMC . . . Upper Middle Class. I rap about my people problems. Uh, Check it, The Dow Jones Is Down Today, I Might Lose Some Money On My 401k ( four oh one kay )
Me // Cashier // Coworker: #DEAD #DEAD #DEAD
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Calvin Harris - Feel So Close
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Farah Avani
My little Miss Farah Avani // Born February 22, 2012 1:22 AM — 7lbs. 15oz . Farah is an Arabic name meaning happiness, and Avani is a Sanskrit name meaning earth . Safe to say I’m in absolute awe of her name — take that Blue Ivy ( LOL JK JK — Stans — Trust It’s No Shade ) . My beautiful little big head niece finally made her debut &...
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no flower , no card , no valentines day for me. just coughing, sneezing, sniffling, & baby sitting all day long .
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WatchMy Kung Fu Master Nephew !
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Watchonce you get past the long xss intro — its well worth it :)
Young Beauty
chimagine:
“The diamond can not be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without...”
– Anonymous (via w-a-k-a-n)
